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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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