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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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