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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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