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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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