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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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