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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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