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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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