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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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