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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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