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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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