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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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