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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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