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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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