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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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