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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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