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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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