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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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