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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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