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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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