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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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