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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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