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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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