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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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