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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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