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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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