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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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