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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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