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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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