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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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