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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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