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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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