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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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