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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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