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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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