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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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