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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Rose
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Professor
Cuddles
eaten by
…
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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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an elephant 🐘
a velociraptor 🦖
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a crocodile 🐊
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