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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁
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