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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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