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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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