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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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