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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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