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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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