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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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