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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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