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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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