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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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