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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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