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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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