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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍
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