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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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