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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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