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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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