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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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